VERMILIO DORYLUS
Vitals
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 316 lbs.
Can bench press: 175 lbs.
Runs a mile in: 28:54
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Hobbies: Feasting, boisterous carousing, savagely heckling people who annoy him
Biography
Hailing from the mountains of Hazaranth, Vermilio is a lawyer, thespian, and part-time warlord; though whether he actually is any of these things is never a settled matter. One thing is for certain—he tends to be as obnoxious as he is heavyset, quite a feat considering he is blubbery and hairy enough for two middling-sized bears. To his credit, he is also tenacious as a bear, albeit too cowardly to pursue anyone else’s interests but his own. His name, Vermilio Dorylus, translates to “red ants,” which is fitting in light of how his wit is as sharp as his namesakes’ nasty sting.